(1:22:38 PM) Marc - <3: SIGMA
(1:22:38 PM) Marc - <3: S
(1:22:38 PM) Marc - <3: I
(1:22:38 PM) Marc - <3: G
(1:22:39 PM) Marc - <3: M
(1:22:39 PM) Marc - <3: A
(1:22:39 PM) Marc - <3: SI
(1:22:40 PM) Marc - <3: G
(1:22:40 PM) Marc - <3: MA
(1:22:40 PM) Marc - <3: S
(1:22:41 PM) Marc - <3: I
(1:22:41 PM) Marc - <3: G
(1:22:41 PM) Marc - <3: M
(1:22:42 PM) Marc - <3: A
(1:22:42 PM) Marc - <3: S
(1:22:42 PM) Marc - <3: I
(1:22:42 PM) Marc - <3: G
(1:22:43 PM) Marc - <3: M
(1:22:43 PM) Marc - <3: A
(1:23:34 PM) Jesse: I fell asleep on the couch
(1:23:38 PM) Jesse: you woke me up
(1:23:40 PM) Jesse: im going back to sleep
(1:23:46 PM) Marc - <3: NIGHT

6 Years Ago I kept meditating on the lyrics, “the world has turned and left me here.” I had graduated from high school and everyone of my friends for the most part had left town to go to college.

I felt I was left behind, and I had to catch up, or make up for that gap somehow.

6 Years later, I’m now an expatriate, working in a large real estate company in Lagos, Nigeria. Now those same Weezer Lyrics come on my computer and I think to myself, the world has turned and I with it.

Because God Hates you dot com now becomes a site about an Expat living abroad.

In the midst of all this Swine Flu epidemic/pandemic hysteria, and the media covering every millimeter of the subject, I took a look at Google Trends.

Google Trends allows you to see how often keywords are searched. I did a quick keyword search. Below you see said results
Comments Please….

This is the Lebanese version of American Idol…

So, as of late, I’ve been bicycling with a group of bicyclists. They are rather large at some points, reaching up to crowds of over 1000 bicyclists.

On this one such ride, we are about 200+ cyclists running down a street surrounding downtown, and its quite busy. Being such a large crowd, we take over the entire road. While traveling down this road, we heard a horn that was being sounded from an ambulance, as such everyone moved right to let the ambulance through. Mind you this wasn’t a city fire department ambulance, it was a hired contracted ambulance. But none the less, he has somewhere more important to be than us, so he let us know and we moved to the side.

At the next light, where the ambulance is stopped I hear a commotion, and its getting rather loud. Seeing that ALL traffic has stopped, I turn in front of the ambulance and stop at the opposite corner to see what the commotion is all about. What I see is the driver of the ambulance outside of his ambulance swinging at cyclists, and cyclists swinging back at the ambulance. Then another cyclists jumps in the middles of the fight, and pushes the scrapping cyclist away, as another cyclists grabs the scrapping cyclist away from the scuffle. The driver of the ambulance landed a punch to the cyclists jaw (the one trying to the stop the fight) but none the less was told to go back into his ambulance before things got worse. I also saw a baton being pulled away from the scene, as that cyclist shouted, “you were going to use this on us? what the hell is wrong with you man!!”

The ambulance driver gets back into his vehicle, and the cyclist bang on his car to let him know that they thought he was a dick. The ambulance driver then got out of the car again, stepped on the ledge, and was about the shout before someone slammed the door on him. This is where he decided to return to the ambulance, and riders were shouting to let him through.

Crazy Shit…

Jeebus Roy!

Okay, he calls me he says, movies, 10:30, I go show up, we run in at 10:30 to find out the last showing was at 10:15. Okay so then he gets on this phone, and says, “TO THE MALL! same movie starts at 10:45″ We left the car at the movies and all hopped into Roy’s car. He speeds down the street, breaks every traffic law possible and gets us there at 10:44 on the dot. We run in to get tickets, and the lady looks at us with this, “are you dumb?” kind of look and tells us, the movie started 20 minutes ago.

Epic fail, 2 spots one night, 2 wrong times. <3 for trying though.

This is a exert from a conversation I had with a friend of mine. I thought it was BecauseGodHatesyou.Com worthy
(9:06:05 PM) J: im so epic
(9:06:14 PM) J: I just lied to pharmacist to buy plan b morning after pill
(9:06:23 PM) J: then took it to the local shopping mall to be wrapped for my works secret santa