So the other day I was walking to the super market to get some lunch, on my way there I have to pass a Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream.
On that particular day, it was Ben & Jerry’s birthday, and they were giving out free ice cream to any and all, in fact they had a promoter lady person outside advertising to the world around her that free ice cream was just inside these doors! So I pass Ben & Jerry’s, go down to the super market get my lunch, come back and as I am passing Ben & Jerry’s I spy an old lady standing in line for Ben & Jerry’s. She is standing at the door way, the line infront of her has moved, and theres a line behind her, so shes obviously holding up the line! zomg!. So the promoter lady walks over to her and says, “wouldn’t you like from free ice cream? just go right on in!” to which the old lady quickly replies, “I Can’t Have Ice Cream!!”