There’s this kid I know in a small town I know, he’s the typical big fish in a small pond. Plays all sports, has all the stupid high school girls after him.

Every 2 weeks or so he has some stupid new story how he was drunk and got it on with some woman, and how the girl he really likes is now mad at him. Sure enough in 2 weeks he talks about how he broke up with the girl that was mad at him and now did something stupid and wants another girl

Last night, having a futile conversation with this individual, he started with a drunk story. What had happened was, he likes this 1 girl who has a boyfriend. So what does this dumbass do? He gets drunk and “hooks up with her best friend”. The next day, the 1 girl breaks up with her boyfriend to pursue the great dumbass of our story, but he.of course had to hook up with 1 girl’s best friend.

So what does our courageous idiot do? Starts pursuing the 1 girl immediately and tosses aside the best friend. So, now the best friend is pissed and begins causing a shit storm.

So I ask, “why are you telling us this?” He says, “what should I do? Why is she starting all this ish?”

I say, “Because god hates you dot com, and for humanity’s sake please get castrated” and end the conversation there.

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