Hello everyone,

I’d like to notify you of two things: 1. God hates you and 2. that I am not the owner of this site. Instead I am a writer, an extremely bitter person just full of potent hatred towards my fellow man. I will be your guide to the exciting and adventurous world of self loathing and then projecting that self loathing onto others. I will discuss the finer details of how to lie to people in order to get them into not talking to you while you’re beating the meat to various fetish themed pornography.

The first subject I’d like to discuss with you, the reader. Is the resentment towards “word processors”. Fuck word processors, even the words “word processors” pisses me off. I mean what the fuck? You process words? Like you’re putting letters on a fucking assembly line to process them into alphabetically redundant bins? No that’s not what it does. Instead it manages to make three paragraphs a megabyte in text because you wanted to bold a few fucking letters. Do you know how real men bold shit? With fucking HTML tags god damnit. We don’t waste bandwidth, money, time and resources by using a proprietary document format so we can make our text pink like a fucking pussy.

Do you know what I’m writing in right fucking now? Notepad and I’d be writing in vim if I was in Linux, but right now I’m adding a custom skin to Tomb Raiding where she’s nude. Do you know how big this file is? 1.67 KB. Do you know how big this is in Microsoft Word 2007? 10.7 KB. Bullshit! I don’t even have any special formatting in it either. I do everything in notepad and you should too otherwise you’re a fucking pansy

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